| I feel like I have a lot of "least-favorite" customers at my current job. I also don't like most kids. But this conversation happened between myself and two kids who I happen to adore. Here's how it went: | |
| Little Girl: | What's your favorite movie here - and just so it's fair, I'll let you pick two. |
| Me: | I don't know. That's a tough question. |
| Little Girl: | (rolling her eyes, disgusted with my coyness) Okay, then what's your two LEAST favorite movies here? |
| Me: | Hmm. (I begin stroking my beard, which is embarrassing to admit) |
| Little Girl: | Did you grow a beard just so you could stroke it like that when you get asked tough questions? |
| Me: | No, I didn't! I didn't even realize I was doing it. Maybe I should try something else? Like - (I begin tapping the tip of my nose with my index finger while looking pensive) |
| Little Girl: | Wow, you have a big nose. |
| Me: | Wow. That's a REALLY nice thing to say to another person. |
| Little Girl's Little Sister: | You know what I hate? Metaphors. |
| Me: | You do? |
| Little Girl: | She doesn't even know what metaphors are. |
| Little Girl's Little Sister: | Yeah I do. I hate them. |
| Then their dad showed up and it turned into a normal transaction. The End. |
Boring Job Story
l to r: luke maxwell, tim heidecker
JIXBY TAKES DOWN HEIDECKER WITH HIS MIGHTY STARE
Photo by Liezl of “was here” fame, who very graciously delayed her flight home just to take this photo (for real!)
(Source: davidwain, via nakedcomedy)
kiemzi: Listen Up, People!
Oh, Hi! How are you?! I didn’t see you there! Well, here we are, only three days left in the WFMU 2012 Marathon! A week and a half ago, I couldn’t believe it was already marathon time again, now I can’t believe it’s coming to an end so soon. Hasn’t it been fun so far? Prizes and…
VIDEO JERKS
I promise these self-promotional posts won’t be frequent, but it is my right as an American to tell you that Video Jerks is on facebook & twitter. The facebook basically just does what tumblr already does (tell you when the site updates), so chances are it’ll be useless to you.
But the twitter account features occasional store-related tweets, as well as links to reviews. It is preferred by all discriminating users of dumb social networking websites:
Face the book: http://www.facebook.com/videojerks
Twit the ter: http://www.twitter.com/videojerks
